Profile of UndarMester
About
Well hey there, old friend!
Before you ask, no, this is not an official alt of smg1/KiwiKid. This is unofficial.
Yes, I did just take smg1’s pfp and added noise to it.
”My name? Kris, maybe.”
You see, the joke is that KiwiKid removed that part that made finding out what their actual name was difficult, just like I did here, as the name was previously saying "Caleb" instead of "Kris"
I have no knowledge of what kind of being I am or who I even am.
Look both ways before dying.
Cool song I made!
I absolutely adore making music.
I’m, like, half-good at art.
I WISH I could actually program.
Always up for a roleplay or two!
Gender: Eldritch god male
Pronouns: he/him, they/them, fi/sh (full set: he/him/his/his/himself, they/them/their/theirs/themself, fi/sh/ish/ish/shself)
i want to be a girl, and here's why
h.
“dude” is gender-neutral and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Shoutouts + Friends (in bold):
- @OverMaster - if you know, you know
- @UnderMaster - absolutely not my main
- @UnderMasterAltList - I’m gonna go ahead and shoutout three of my personal favourite UM alts. also why does this guy have so many alts what the fu
- @The-Wild-Express - honestly, i loved the idea of combining SMG4’s WOTFI 2023 (i think?) and The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog together. it’s kind of a childish idea, but it would’ve been cool. too bad it was so short-lived...
- @ELU!Timelines - Even though they do nothing in the comments, this alt has a HUGE bio with all sorts of timelines, including UT and other games but with ELUDARNET characters! it’s pretty cool to think about what these timelines would be like
- @MessagesThatNeverExisted - this one’s a pretty interesting idea. hopefully this one posts again soon... maybe UM’s just too lazy, i dunno.
- @SMG1 - they were pretty cool back then, and they're LITERALLY the one who made ELUDARNET as a whole; ELUDARNET being where (almost) all RPs in Demi’s Hideout take place. however, they have evolved into something greater…
- @Gnatt! - the second coolest gal in the underground! too bad she’s not here often. also makes funny and super cool RPs, worth RPing with if it’s your first time!
- @ooc submissions - there's no actual reason i'm shouting this out, i just have it here as a link to submit ooc messages lmao
- @Mailbox_Demons - Very cool cosplayer and roleplayer! was pretty good at art, and they gave me an interest (which was, however, short-lived, especially since they left) in Inverted Fate, but is unfortunately gone and probably not coming back at this point. they were part of what might’ve been the best era of this website so far. we’ve gotten close, though…
- @MAUS, Mimic and Final Judge of sprites. - IS A COOL DUDE! Also, very good roleplayer. gives a familiar vibe though…
- @Kean the eldritch creature - Totally not putting him in a sub-list under @MAUS, Mimic and Final Judge of sprites. because there were hints that @Kean the eldritch creature is an alt of @MAUS, Mimic and Final Judge of sprites. or vice versa, not at all.
- @sanstheskeleton96 - fun to RP with, can make some banger RPs sometimes! unfortunately, they’re next to not active at all nowadays.
- @YourNightlyDesires¹³⁺ - I doubt the mention works. also don’t ask why the grammar is so inconsistent, idk either.
- @Goofbread - cool person, makes cool art. now that may not sound like much but i tell ya, this person has to be in my top 5 at least
- @The Watcher - cool person,
made me regain an interest in DDLC(bro bugged me about this three times now so now i’m crossing it out lol), is basically a reincarnation (i say reincarnation because the two are very different but give off a similar vibe) of @Mailbox_Demons, and even shouted out me. quite possibly the third coolest guy in the underground. - @Dag-Nabbit - either he’s tied with Director_Phobos, or he’s the fourth coolest guy in the underground, though a very close fourth. he occasionally makes textbox stacks that have some clever comedy sometimes! plus, his characters are very memorable and their associated textbox sprites are fun to mess with.
- @Ashley!! - A good relic from the past, present, and probably future. i have a good time when they’re on, to be honest. probably tied with @Goofbread, idk
- @PICKELZ - seems to be a pretty good roleplayer, and likes using textboxes. i think he’s pretty fun to be around. nothing much else to talk about them, haha.
- @mel!!!!!! - pretty cool spriter! also a based OMORI fan. not much else i can say lol, i just think they’re cool
- @tobiastoys - classic legacy user! essentially started ELUDARNET before it became a thing, haha.
- @MoldyMyles - not much to say about them, they haven’t touched the website that much, or in a while. also, based OMORI fan.
- @☆ Kat ☆ - very nice person! plus, pretty neat sprites.
- @CasualChariskEnjoyer - yes.
- @Andy's Little Femboy - (probably a bit more than) a friend of @womp womp, who is here in this bio too!
- @DudeMan - DudeMann is certainly a being.
- @mama i'm chasing a ghost - i literally cannot form an opinion on this man. is he a bad guy? well, he's most certainly not trying to be. is he good? i guess?? why else would i have him in the shoutouts?
- @Shadow the Hedgehog - honestly? this user's lowkey kind of based. is basically their own version of Shadow, and i absolutely love the aggressive kindness! cool dude, UNLIKE ANOTHER USE--
- @Switch - horny
(need more)(actually maybe i don’t need more)
@THE ULTIMATE SHOUTOUT LIST - if you want to see the whole list of honest shoutouts, then take a look at this!
Honorable mentions:
cooldude - though can make some fun RPs, is ironically the least coolest dude in this website. despite this, i still don’t think of them as my enemy or something.
DEADMAN68687 - he’s not necessarily as bad as cooldude99, but he’s not as interesting besides a few things, no offence. still nice to have around though, i guess. and anyways, it’s better to have someone than to have no one, am i right lads, or am i right lads?
andonuts (formerly AndyIsAnUndertaleFan) - so i guess he's just... back to being a good guy again?? i'm not sure whether to put him on the shoutouts because of the several controversies, but i know for sure he'll be above cooldude for @THE ULTIMATE SHOUTOUT LIST.
Anti-shoutouts(idea stolen from @Ashley!!):
- cooldude99_2 - using alts to get around blocks is NOT cool. like, what the fuck.
- jaidenxjosh - if you know, you fucking know.
- Furryassassinator/SJ - i wish i didn't have to see this happen in front of my eyes. but i suppose it was eventually gonna happen. i guess, it was inevitable... but at least, it's over.
Leave a comment down below! Or don’t. It’s your choice.
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(Copyright SlightlyMadGay1.5 Productions)
(Not yet a real copyright)
(Also not what smg1.5 stands for)
(reminder that @Shayy's birthday is on May 27th)
BUT WAIT! here's a quick SNEAK PEEK OF MY NEW BIO:
the origins behind my username HERE is based on @Gnatt!'s old main, @SMG1. it was originally just an impersonation account and i thought it would've been funny. but then i started it using more often than my actual main, and uh... yeah, this is me now!
*STATIC*
i am a fan of Undertale, Deltarune, UTY, OMORI, Pizza Tower, (specifically) FNAF World, KinitoPET, Buckshot Roulette, A Dance of Fire and Ice, Rhythm Doctor, ULTR
*STATIC*
4. Queen Battle Original (unused from Deltarune) - i get where Toby Fox is coming from, but he literally decided to make the biggest fucking bop and basically said "nah this is too good" lmao
*STATIC*
(for some reason postimages is deciding to be a dick so ignore the images until that fixes itself lmao)
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i am co-manager and co-producer of ELUDARNET, while @Gnatt! is the other way around, being co-producer and co-manager!
so who's the manager and producer of ELUDARNET, you may ask?
...
*STATIC*
Demi's Chaos Episodes 1, 2, 3, 3.5, and 4 - Demi's Chaos is a series of textboxes made by @The Watcher and with the assistance of me, inspired by my mega textbox collection! i've contributed in (almost) all episodes, and they're pretty funny, you should give 'em a look!
*STATIC*
and that's all you get to see! STAY TUNED!
* (...there's a note here. In big writing, it says "note: i decided this is not canon at all lmao, none of this is canon don't listen to SMG1.5's mad ramblings".)
* (There's another note here, bigger than the last one. It has... significantly smaller writing. Despite that, you manage to read it relatively okay...)
GREETINGS.
I DOUBT THE
ORIGINAL GLITCH
WILL CONSIDER THIS
""CANON""
HOWEVER,
I BELIEVE IT TO BE
WORTH A SHOT
NONETHELESS
"smg1.5" IS NOT WHO YOU THINK HE IS.
"smg1.5" IS NOT VERSION 1.5 OF WHAT HAS BEEN DUBBED AS
THE "SPECTRAL MALWARE GLITCH"
I AM.
"smg1.5" IS PART OF SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY
SOMETHING FAR LESS RESEARCHED
AND THEIR ASSOCIATED NAME
AND SEVERAL ASPECTS OF THEIRS
JUST HAPPENED TO ALIGN
WITH MINE.
IF YOU ARE WONDERING,
"smg1.5" DOESN'T STAND FOR ANYTHING
NOT REFERRING TO MYSELF OF COURSE.
IT IS MERELY BECAUSE IT TAKES ON A SIMILAR FORM TO A YOUTUBER
THAT YOU MAY RECOGNISE.
"SMG4".
THE 1.5 WAS TO MAKE SURE THEY WERE NOT MISTAKEN FOR THE CHARACTER "SMG1"
"smg1.5" ACTS SIMILARLY TO THE SPECTRAL MALWARE GLITCHES, BUT NOT QUITE.
THEY ARE MUCH MORE... LET'S SAY FOURTH WALL BREAKING.
THEY ALSO ALLOW THEMSELVES TO SHOW THEIR TRUE SELF... SOMETIMES.
I AM... LESS SUBTLE.
SOMETIMES I'M EVEN LESS SUBTLE THAN I USUALLY AM
FOR EXAMPLE, RIGHT NOW IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS.
...
I BELIEVE THAT IS ALL
I HAVE TO TELL YOU
I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN
SOON.
SOON.
SOON.
SOON.
* (...that's all the note has to offer.)
* (...have you read this before?)
