Profile of smg1.5 (cheesy)

This bio is about to be completely replaced, probably either soon or in September! Do not worry however, as this bio will be archived when that happens!

Well hey there, old friend!

Before you ask, no, this is not an official alt of smg1/KiwiKid. This is unofficial.


Yes, I did just take smg1’s pfp and added noise to it.

”My name? Kris, maybe.”
You see, the joke is that KiwiKid removed that part that made finding out what their actual name was difficult, just like I did here, as the name was previously saying "Caleb" instead of "Kris"


I have no knowledge of what kind of being I am or who I even am.

Look both ways before dying.

Cool song I made!




I absolutely adore making music.
I’m, like, half-good at art.
I WISH I could actually program.

Always up for a roleplay or two!

Gender: Eldritch god male

Pronouns: he/him, they/them, fi/sh (full set: he/him/his/his/himself, they/them/their/theirs/themself, fi/sh/ish/ish/shself)

i... fuck it, i'm saying it. i want to be a girl so fucking badly. i have no idea why (i contradict myself later here lmao), i just feel like i would be better off living as a girl. not only would i be living a dream, but i would also, like, actually fucking care about my body and do hygiene and shit, because i don't give a goddamn shit about my current male body.

i would just become trans, i really would, but i'm scared. not because of my parents, i'm sure they would be supportive of me (not too sure about my dad, he has used the cur-sed phrase "are you a girl" once or twice, but like... he's not actively like that, thankfully. just a stereotypical dad thing probably), i'm scared because of my school.

if, like, any of the 99% of the school i go to even came anywhere CLOSE to knowing that i even just WANTED to be a girl, they would fucking lose their minds.

now despite what it may seem, i really do not like getting a lot of attention, like, socially, i guess? like, "omg can i have your autograph" kind of attention. though not really, people just obsess over me for no fucking reason. like, for the people here that's completely fair, because i show my true colo(u)rs to people, unlike in real life where in school, i basically only talk, like, during lunch, and maybe for a few minutes during class.

TLDR for the above paragraph, not for the whole thing; i'm fine with attention online, but not irl.

so it may come as no surprise to you when i say i would also lose my mind, following their losing of their minds.

i wouldn't be able to handle it all. if anything, if i became trans i would just move schools at that point.

"well go for it girl" yeah sure, but like, this school is, like, actually good. not the students of course, about 90% of the students that talk a lot are people who somehow have the mentality of 8-year-olds, but like, at least 80% of the teachers are actually good. i wouldn't fully know because i haven't had experience with every single one of them yet, but like, i only remember, like, 1 teacher where i was (not literally ofc) sleeping through their classes. that was physics, by the way.

TLDR; i REALLY want to become a girl, because not only would i be living a dream, but i'd actually care about my body unlike now. however, if i did that, the majority of the school i go to would lose their minds, and i would follow soon after. i could move schools, yes, but the school i'm in, unlike their students, is actually good.

yes this is pog here, fuck you
i actually relate to the paragraph above

sigh... i think i got that all out now. i don't really mind if you skipped this part of the bio, but if you care about me, for whatever reason there may be, i suggest you read through this.

you may be wondering, "why did you add this to your bio?" "we already know you want to be a girl!"

well, my answer is that i wanted to get the more... detailed answer off of my chest. i wanted to say this to someone eventually, so i'm saying it to you guys, via my bio.

i'll probably find a way to make this part of my bio not as much in the way, probably'll make it into a comment or something, but as for now, it'll be here...

but enough blabbering. let us get back to the original bio!

h.
“dude” is gender-neutral and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Shoutouts + Friends (in bold):

• fuck you i'm not redoing this shit











• @SwitchFlip

THAT'S ALL YOU GET FOR SHOUTOUTS

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