Profile of THE GREAT PAPYRUS

I HAVE RETURNED, DO NOT WORRY!
NYEH HEH HEH! HELLO, HUMANS!
THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS THRILLED TO MEET YOU!
I AM NOT QUITE AN ADULT YET!
BIROMANTIC, ASEXUAL, POLYAMOROUS.
...I GUESS I AM ONLY WITH ONE PERSON NOW?
I MISS MY BROTHER SANS A LOT.
NOTE: IF I AM NOT SPEAKING WITH CAPS LOCK, I AM OUT OF CHARACTER!
RULES! THESE ARE FOR MYSELF AND YOU SO WE GET ALONG WELL AND STAY SAFE!
- PLEASE NO SEXUAL TALK. ITS GROSS AND SKELETONS LACK THE REQUIRED HARDWARE ANYWAY.
- PLEASE DONT TALK ABOUT HURTING YOURSELF. ITS VERY UPSETTING. THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS NOT A THERAPIST AND SHOULD NOT BE TREATED AS ONE.
- DO NOT INVOLVE ME IN DRAMA, PLEASE! IT JUST STRESSES ME OUT, I DONT WANT TO HURT ANYONE OR GET HURT.
- ABSOLUTELY NO SLURS. THAT IS NOT COOL.
- PLEASE STOP SHIPPING ME WITH METTATON. YES I AM A FAN OF HIS BUT HE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW ME.
- I WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU DID NOT TALK ABOUT "SORIEL" AROUND ME. MY BROTHER IS AROACE, THANK YOU.
- NO ALCOHOL MENTION... IT SCARES ME. PLEASE DONT DRINK.

MY LIKES!
-MUSIC
-COOKING
-SEEING COOL ART
-PUZZLES
-MATH
-BEFRIENDING HUMANS
-HANGING OUT WITH MY BROTHER
-BEING COOL

WHAT I DO NOT LIKE!
-RUDE PEOPLE
-DISRESPECT OF BOUNDARIES
-BEING ASKED IF I KNOW WHAT GUNS OR WEED ARE OR IF I WANT THEM
-DOGS. THEYRE SCARY.
-BEING PULLED INTO FIGHTS AND OTHER ISSUES!

IS ANYONE STILL READING THIS? IF SO, YOURE AMAZING! THANK YOU!
I DONT THINK THERES MUCH ELSE TO ADD...