Profile of MailboxDemon

(THIS IS AN IMPERSONATION OF THE INACTIVE USER MAILBOX_DEMONS. THIS IS NOT MAILBOX_DEMONS. LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR, THIS IS NOT MAILBOX_DEMONS.)

Redoing my bio since 1983.

-Reece. He/he (I don’t care this is literally an impersonation of an inactive user. If you really wanna know, it’s he/they)
-Masculine androgyne. Asexual and "straight" (I like women)
-Kinda fruity ngl
-Welsh/Hispanic
-Dog person, but I'd rather take care of cats. Don't ask how that works, because I don't know, either :D
-Indonesian Indie game enthusiast
-Kinda weird. I'm a cosplayer (ew) who SOMEHOW manages to shower. Those two things don't usually go hand in hand, but okay :)
-An actual piece of garbage in the ocean waiting to explode and sinking thanks to water pressure (plastic bottle)
-Animator
-“Barely editing existing bios” enthusiast
-Shoutouts to YourNightlyDesires, UnderMaster, ThePunsGuy, Golden, KiwiKid, AstroNova, and more. Wow, some of this is outdated as heck. Like where the fuck did AstroNova go
-Anti-shoutouts to Papytron and Cooldude.
-My diet consists of rocks and sand
-I also eat misbehaving children, thanks for the donations :)
-Do not refer to me as my old name/old pronouns or you are going to meet your maker (for stupid people, that means you’ll die)
-Technically ate a baby before (absorbed twin)
-Pee pee town enthusiast
-Professional short boy, 4'8
-Birthday is not November 7.
-Son? (It's funny b/c I did your mom)